I made this personal website thing, themed around Captain Jack Sparrow because obviously the world needed more pirates. It’s a mix of portfolio, dashboard, a blog, and pure chaos. I painstakingly completed it with a floating compass that does not point north, a manifest that spouts random quotes because why not, a caffeine meter because vibe, a “Wanted Poster” bounty system for all your imaginary crimes, night mode for dramatic affect, and a blog that actually uses Firebase because, I don’t know, I like pain. I “learned” a ton too, like how much effort it takes to make a page site talk to Firebase without losing your mind, how to make vanilla JS behave, and that no matter how carefully you plan, your compass is still going to lie to you. And yes, somehow I convinced myself this was a good idea.