Game™ (2026)

A couple of bug fixes and improvements. No spoilers for you. SHIPPING TIME!!!

Oh boy. I have finished my AAA story. I put so much work in to finish it today (the Unity Hackatime tracker only tracks like half of my time spent on average). There are so many cool things I’d rather not spoil, so suffice it to say please try the game. I will probably upload a bug-fix devlog or two, then it’s shippin’ time. Thanks… for sloppin’ by.

Many incredible new features were introduced in this momentous update. There is now a skill tree (a staple in every AAA game of course), and lots of new content for the player to be immersed in. Boxman has also received a visual overhaul courtesy of my good friend, Jack McClendon, and a few dialogue changes.

My name is Walter Hartwell White, and this is my confession: I cooked. Just look at these screenshots. I am singlehandedly winning every conceivable award for this, and there is no convincing me otherwise. I will hear no complaints about excessive post-processing effects. Just get a better PC bro.

I added a genius-level mind-bending labyrinth that the player absolutely could not traverse without their trusty sidekick Boxman (I changed the name). Additionally, the game is now live on GitHub pages to demonstrate my unparalleled optimization powers.

Every good AAA game needs a companion to chime in with helpful advice to guide the player through the game, and I do not intend to break away from tradition. Introducing Boxman: Blocko’s sidekick and confidant. I have given him highly useful and deep dialogue to match his solemn appearance.

Using my expertise in level design, I created a bone-tingling, gut-wrenching, jaw-clenching, mind-bending experience. However, I am the most humble man alive; therefore, I will admit there is still some polish left to do before my piece de resistance is ready to be demoed out into the world.

I have begun my masterful journey to create the greatest AAA experience ever to grace the gaming world, beginning with the humble player character.